APE CHAT

RIDDLE ME THIS THREAD.

Happy chappy — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:44:48 GMT

Hi all here is a riddle for you work it out and post your answer here and when your right I will tell you

Then it�s your turn to post one and make it good...

........................................RIDDLE ME THIS........................................

A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the ...

The Rude Parrot

The fella — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:43:19 GMT

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of ...

mods ?

just me — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:44:22 GMT

why do we have all them mods if none of them come in to mod the site the only ones i ever see are

Admin

the fella

30ish time to time

and happy chappy why do we have xxstaciexx and cheeky if thay are not in here to help out ?

if im out of order on this post please say so

but why have your names in color if your not doing your job's?

If you could change...........

Admin — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:10:23 GMT

If you could change your name what would it be and why ?

if i could change my name i woulf like to be called jake as that name was going to be my kids name if i had a boy as i love that name and if i was a girl then i would like sam or some thing like that as that was a girls name i really liked.

Do you have a crush on some ?

Admin — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:49:16 GMT

Do you have a crush on some one but can't tell them or maybe you love some one but they don't think you like them like that ??

well here is where you can tell them or maybe you just want to let it all out

so why not tell us here

THE I LOVE YOU THREAD

Admin — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:49:32 GMT

I love my mum as she is the best mum in the world

I also love my brothers and there kids

Who do you love

Tell us here.

What makes you sad?

30ish — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:50:58 GMT

When my star was taken away

Hello welcome to ape chat. tell us what you think.

cheeky — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:30:53 GMT

Hello welcome! All new member's and chatters. Here at ape chat we welcome any feed back or suggestions that you may have so please feel free to post them. Thank you and enjoy.

if you could date

Admin — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:26:14 GMT

If you could date a star who would this be ?

I think i would date Heather langenkamp (nancy out of the freddy movies)

she is hot well she was then, I don't know about it now thou.

What makes you happy?

30ish — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:44:38 GMT

Waking up this morning & getting an extra hour cos daylight saving has finished So im up early getting things done :flower:

This or That?

30ish — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:23:11 GMT

Bourbon or Vodka

What's the weather like where you are?

COOLGIRL — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:21:36 GMT

It's been cold and rainy here all week even yesterday STILL we had a few snow flakes..lol ...What's it like there?

Welcome to hellboy

Admin — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:23:12 GMT

Welcome to Ape chat

i hope you like our new chat site

we are still working on making the site better

if you need any help in the main site please pm me and i will be happy to help you.

if not please pm one of the other staff in the mod lists

all the best

Ape (Your admin)

Welcome to robdawg

Admin — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:24:17 GMT

Hi and to Ape chat Thank you for making a account with us,

here at ape chat we are a happy go lucky lot

i hope you like the site and hope to bre reading some if not all of your posts, your also welcome to make your own threads not only post in the older ones here

as you can see we are trying to get the site running really well so why not tell your buddys about the site and get them in here aswell

if you need any help on the site please fell free to pm me or a member of my staff ...

welcome to Clyde

Admin — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:31:46 GMT

welcome to Ape chat im sure you will love the new Ape chat site please take some time to look over the rules of the site and if you need any help in the site pm me or a member of my staff and we will be happy to help u in any matter you may have

Hope to read your posts soon

Ape (your admin)

welcome to Badgirl1255

Admin — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:34:43 GMT

Hi and welcome to Ape chat im sure you will be happy in our new fun site

please read the rules in the site amd have a good time

if you need any help please pm me or my staff and we will be happy to help you in anything you may want to ask or with your matters you may have

All the best Ape

(site admin )

welcome bruceyb

xxstaciexx — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:54:55 GMT

hello and welcome to ape chat

WELCOME TO just u

Admin — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:12:43 GMT

Hi and welcome to Ape chat just u

I hope you like our site and please feel free to pm me if you need anything on our site or your welcome to pm a member of my staff.

Thanks for making your account here

WELCOME TO just me

Admin — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:47:16 GMT

welcome to Ape chat Just me

i hope you like the site and we hope that you will make lots of posts and threads in out forum and please take a look in our chat rooms there at the top of the forums

if there is anything i can do to help you please pm me or a member of my staff and we will be happy to help.

Welcome to mara_38

Admin — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:28:39 GMT

Hi and to Ape chat

Thank you for maing a account with us

We are a happy go lucky site and we hope that you like what you see

if there is anything we can do for you please pm me or a member of my staff where we will be happy to help if we can please take some time to look over the chat site rules

Much Thanks Ape

Who do you have the hot's for

Admin — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:58:07 GMT

Hi all who do you have the hot's for ?

let us know.

It can be from some one you know to a film star or some thing

[solved]not got my Email for my account in Ape chat

Anonymous — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:04:02 GMT

can some one tell me why i have not got my e-mail for my account ??

The Thank You Thread

30ish — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:04:19 GMT

I would like to thank Cheeky for getting my star back

the spoon joke LOL

Admin — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:56:00 GMT

The Spoon.

For all of you who

frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster,

this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a

difference to an organization. ...

Last week, we took some friends out

to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried

a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he also had a spoon in his

shirt pocket. Then I looked ...

BUNS FOR FREE

PUTS BUNS IN OVEN — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:23:19 GMT

anyone want a bun in the oven

Sweeney Todd

hellboy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:52:32 GMT

talk about the #1 coolest movie ever made

what is your favourite thing as a teenager

xxstaciexx — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:35:13 GMT

well my favourite thing as a teenager was going out and seeing my mates we always had a laugh

what about you???

Do you like school ect..

DamianTroy — Sat, 10 May 2008 04:49:58 GMT

Do you Like to go to school?

And also do you like your teachers?

new ranks

Admin — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:28:04 GMT

Here is a list of all the new ranks i have made if you would like to add new renks to the site plz post and let me know

Newbie
0

Senior Newbie
10

Speechless
25

Chatterbox,
50

Junior Chatterbox
100

Senior Chatterbox
200

Senior Member
300

Spammer
500

Super spammer
1000

Bronze Member
1500

Silver Member
3000

Gold Member
3500

Senior Member

4000

THE V.I.P MEMBER
6000

if you would like me to think of others to add plz post here

and i will ...

Good Dvd's

30ish — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:24:12 GMT

OMG, I just watched 'Ps I Love You'. It was such a good movie. i laughed & cried through the whole movie, I highly recomend it!!!!

THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD

Admin — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:47:39 GMT

little people big world is the best show in the world.

I wish i could go see them in real life that would be the best there so cool

i don't ever miss a show in the uk i must be the biggest fan in the uk

Here is some clips of them.

lesbian

xxstaciexx — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:30:32 GMT

a lesbian has been found dead

after sleeping with 14 women in one night

the post mortem concluded she died from crack overdose

a bloke

xxstaciexx — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:28:21 GMT

a bloke brought his wife a coat made of 4000 hamster skins

he then took her to blackpool for a dirty weekend

only thing is he couldnt get her off the big wheel for two days

man joker

xxstaciexx — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:05:06 GMT

a man walks into a bar ! OUCH

what is your worst date

xxstaciexx — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:22:29 GMT

well we know you best date but now we want to know your worst!!!

well mine is bein taking to macdonalds i was embarrsed lol

Hey Guyz, i am a new newbie

robdawg — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:12:53 GMT

Hey, my name is Robbie and i live in queensland austraila.

i am in yr 12, high school and am about to finish school forever

What pets do you have ??

Admin — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:38:54 GMT

Hi Ape members

what pets do you have and what are there names

if you have more than 1 pet name them and put there age and that the pet i s

like this

Cat =10years old name Fluff but don't realy come to it so i call him fatcat and he comes running

bird =5years old if that name bill

fish in tank no names to eny of them really :lol

what pets do you have ?? let us know here

Your last thought before falling asleep at night.

Happy chappy — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:17:28 GMT

Your last thought before falling asleep at night.

I am curiuos!

What is the last thought that went through your head before falling asleep last night ?

I can't tell you mine until tomorrow because I haven't fallen asleep yet !

Which Dream Team Would Win

bruceyb — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:40:30 GMT

TEAM 1

1.buffon

2.terry

3.alves

4.ramos

5.ferdinand

6.messi

7.kaka

8.ronaldinho

9.lampard

10.ibrahimovic

11.toni

TEAM 2

1.cech

2.bosingwa

3.puyol

4.ramos

5.terry

6.messi

7.masherano

8.deco

9.c ronaldo

10.robinho

11.torres

please vote

What pets don't you like

The fella — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:36:35 GMT

what pets cant you stand ? name then here

what pets you thinking for getting ?

Admin — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:08:44 GMT

im thinking of gettin a big spider like a red leged tarantula they are so cute,

i also want a red and blue and yellow

maybe some thing like this one

or some thing like this

Yellow-crested Cockatoo

my cat and dog pic's

Admin — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:12:29 GMT

my dog spike

my cat fluff (Fatcat)

My fatcat (Fluff)

welcome XXstacieXX as mod to the forums.

Admin — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:41:17 GMT

welcome to our new mod XXstacieXX

Hope you like your new boots as mod in the forums if you need anything plz let me know

How are you feeling today let us know

Happy chappy — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:59:44 GMT

How are you feeling today ???

Im feeling down as its cold and wet here in the uk and i dont like it one bit.

Where would you like to be taken on a date?

xxstaciexx — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:00:02 GMT

ok then im wondering where u would most love to go f being taken on a date

to be honest id love to go to a near by field and lay on the graa looking up at the stars and just talk the evening away a nice bottle of wine n some snacks would be perfect

there is mine so come on dont be shy and share yours

what are your secret sexual fantasies ?

Mistress of darkness — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:22:03 GMT

we all have them .... we sometimes get to act them out ..... what are your secret sexual fantasies ?

one of mine is to be tied to an altar ..... and u can guess the rest hehe

30ish here is your song you like

Admin — Sat, 03 May 2008 22:54:12 GMT

30ish from apes post wrote:Its called Psycho i think, another good song is the new Buck Cherry song Im Sorry

click on the links for the songs as the videos are slowing the site down we had to do it like this im sorry.

Puddle Of Mudd - Psycho

buckcherry sorry music video

here is the songs 30ish wanted me to find hope you like them.

what makes you happy

xxstaciexx — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:33:04 GMT

what makes you happy as a teenager! what do u like doing

where do you go to get away from it all

The fella — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:15:12 GMT

Where do you go to get away from it all when your down and out

i go fishing or if not to the swimming pool and swim it out of me

welcome to The fella as mod

Admin — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:52:12 GMT

Congrats to **The fella** for making a

Modrator in Training.

i really hope you do and good job well im sure you will :Lol

Any thing you need plz pm me ok Fella